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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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recuperare:

honestly this is too pretty to be in america

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gayisthenewokay:

poormansmachete:

Me.

*coughs* lesbian

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aquaticwonder:

 Bathtub (series) - Rebecca Rusheen

"A photo exploration of water transparency" - Rebecca Rusheen

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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